BILIK AKU !!! ! ! !!! ! ! versi bergurau.

harini perasaan ku begitu gembira kerana banyak perkara yang berlaku. semunanya berlaku dekat aku dan sebelah aku. pelik dan heran berlaku di sekeliling. mungkin kalian yang baca akan rasa menyampah or sakit aty or rasa bongoks. sebab aku tulis wktu aku tga SUMBAT! ! !. . baru ade feel nak post kan. HAHA. aku suka bercerita ttg bdk2 yg ade sebelah aku..maksud aku dak2 yang ade di sekeliling aku, kte bermula dgn roommate2 aku. aku nak cte suma tp pnjg lagi r. kalo nak msg aku . tp tape, kali ney aku bg free. . aku skrg ade kat uitm da. dulu je aku duk matrik tp aku pindah sebab bkn taraf aku :) gurau je. . aku yang bodoh. HAHA. .aku harap2 benda yang aku tulis ney tade yg terasa just nak have fun. HAHA. bole kan , walaupon korang akan rasa terasa sikit. haha. adjust sikit. HAHA. ok la. da puas aku ngarot. aku nak bermula dgn bdk katil atas aku. name dy MATYIE. dy ney mmber lama aku dari skolah menengah lagi. perangai dy gle2 sikit. tp ok la. dy tak merokok tp isap SHISHA. maksud nye dia suka MENGHISAP la. bkn hisap yang pelik2 tw. HAHA. dy ney ade satu perangai yang org pelik. pg2 dy akan ckp pagi msih MUDA walaupon kelas da start. HAHA. mandi da la lembab. wt projek kat tndas pulak. BKN PROJEK ape, just perut dy BERGURAU. HAHA. dy bole je wat rilek padahal da pkul 8 pg. HAHA. tp yg peliknya dy ney bijak. dapat 20/20 math arituh. pengsan cikgu ble tau. HAHA. terpaksa la aku angakat ckgu tuh. HHAAH. dy suka sgt reka bnda2 baru, bkn saintis cipta brg tp tp tp tp saintis mulut. HAHA. mcm2 dy reka contoh nye la pepedem, pepepeeppepeepdememememememe r tuh .blup blup. hahah. aku pon tatau nak tulis cmner .haha. mulut da terbelit nak sebut. ade lagi satu dy suka wat sedap .HAHA. dlu gle la pendek org nya tp skrg tggi gle. ******* byk kot. HAHAH. ok la , stop pasal dy,. kte sambung org sebelah pulak ,.HAAH. namae dy syahmi, tp pggl fullcare? fuelcare? fukae? fuker? HJAHAH. aku pon tatau cmner ejaan dy. tp pronouns dy cm tuh la. HAHA. cari dalam kamus . dy ney da la tua tp ta sedar diri lagi .AAHAH. . haish, nak kutuk dy ade sebelah lak ,cmner ney ea. nak jujur ke ea. HAHA , bolea la an, AAHA. dy ney sebenar nya da tua. umur pon da 20. muda lagi aku la 19 . haha. dy ney ade satu kelebihan iaitu leadership. HAHA. tp tau tak dy guna cmner , suka sgt mengarah org wat sesuatu. HAHA. conth la, sruh maid dy tentel bli rokok .AHAH. pnt r,. da la gaji ta dpt. HAHA.. da la kedekut rokok. kene byr kalo nak .HAHA. bkire. . da la ade lampu . :) paham ta? ta kot. haha. nnti aku post gmbar dak blk aku HAHA. suma 4 org. dy tu tgn clubbing kot. bkn kaki da. HAHA . tp club ape dy pg? tau? kelab kebajikan. HAHA. tu la. pelik btol aku dgn dy. da la suka bergurau, ahah. aduhaoi dak bilik aku. nak jujur ney. tga wat ney tbe dak bilik aku menjerit. cm sial je .HAHA. haish. lappy sebelah lak bkk video tak baik, bunyi kacau btol HAHA. mengggu nak tulis. haha. fukare ney org nye smart. konon la. HAHA market la jugak. anak ATUK la katekan, tatau la DATO' or DATUK. haha. duduk sebelah je dgn KUIL kat ktn .AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. hari2 pg kat sana .haha. da la , puas dgn dy kte beralih ke dak ktil atas dy. haha dy yng tga tgk video tuh. nama dy YAN, dy ney lagi la, HAHA. paling HOT, bkn hot tuh, pns2 la kirenye. kalo bce ayat al quran sikit sure pns. HAHA. gurau je. dy ney kaki silang. siilang ape pon aku tatau. sje je tulis, haha. aku tulis ney wat selamba je .HAHA. nak wat sedap. hari2 pg library, HAHA bagos kan dy tp lepak dgn awek je. HAHA. kebas kan awek tuh baru tau. tp sapela aku an. HAHA. aku pon lepak dgn awek baru, ( jgn marah fira) . b gurau je. HAHA. dy ney lagi la, ade adik nama ZACK tp ta ngaku, haha, zack tu punya la smngt ngaku yan tu abg dy . tp dy wat tatau je. sian zack, da la baru lepas kene shot kat atas kepala. HAHA . . l.. fukare kene kurung kat luar haha. bodoh btol org tua ney. aku mls da nak tulis. esok aku ckp sal org sekeliling la pulak h. hahah daaaa. bye,SORRY

PSPM + GAY + KINGKONG + ROOM FRONT + ROOM BESIDE + WATER + TELEPHONE + KANTOI + PECAH + THANKS.

wtf pspm. thats crazy. how about new place to study such as UiTM or work? suckss! im gay again. gay is somthing that im always do. not gay sontot-sontot but another kind of gay. . . . my roommate all gay and we happy being gay. dont look short me(jangan pandang pendek aku). . me expendables. . so what your problem? im very very itchy(GATAL). but im LOYAL to one person only, ALLAH. HAHA. although im gay but i have almost perfect girlfriend BUT ONLY ALMOST(jangan perasan). HAHA. i got many friend name MELAH, PALE, PEKJAM, KAHAK, and KINGKONG, thats the BABIEST man in the universe. thats fucking shit! ok, now we talk about ROOM FRONT, haha. they always eat alone(s). thats meaning they never ajak-ajak us eating together-gether. but, ok thats fine. we can live without them. BECAUSE IM GAY! FUCKING ***HOLE. hahaha. dont underestimated me. thats not asshole but areHOLE. you all know what thats meaning? find yourself. . ok. another topic, title ROOM BESIDE. . they all surely asshole. always make us crazy. heard song strong-strong. WTF! always disturb us to recite and sleeping. huh. they have leader name KINGKONG!. . he has powerfull hair. HHA.bodoh kott. so many GIRLFRIEND. find his facebook name FADZLI HAMID. HAHA. come to my room and nak makan meggi. haha. memang la gemuk jadi. ok. enough for him. .
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW!
water? whats that? if chemistry name H20. . but in A1. .no dictionary for water because no water always. make us burden. haha. thats why us always go to musolla to bath and make prayer. HAHA. thats not the truth. just tipu-tipu. water make us hilang hungry. and we also can clean our hole and stem. just now i heard about SEAN KINGSTON, he sing a song like bunyi PIG. grokkgrokkgrokk. HAHA. thats funny. pukimak dy. hahaa..come to my room and buat onar di sebalik belukar...so, what are we gonna do now? another topic? just ask me. its ok. HAHA.
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW! ! ! ! !
before that i forgot about another ROOMMATE FRONT ROOM. name **** EKSPRESS. .haha. only him got handphone. CSL and NOKIA. i only got PUBLIC PHONE. at the night at 12am. only wear underwear. his hand in the under under. he always shaking. his bed goyang-goyang..his alarm is too loud but tak pernah bgn. bongok btol . haha. pity to his girlfriend because always must to dengar dy berleter at the night. his gf name ***** FAUZANA. HAHA.
enough. im tired already.. OWH i forget again again and again about THE EKSPRESS. one night, i with my GAY walk slowly go ATM although no mani . opss MONEY. suddenly, we saw a couple of girl and and boy + girl again. means two girl + one boy. how strong is that boys. perrgghhhh. but cant defeat me. a few minutes later, SOME CAR NAME UNSER come. i thought it is bird. but its keras. then a robot come out from the car. wau! ! i saw with my eyes. one head was slapped with hand. imagine that. ber twice-twice. i happily saw it and laughing. a few day after that, accident occur, QA **** mirror front was KECING!!!!! thats means hilang tengah, as the conclusion, i concluded that and i strongly believed that, EKSPRESS punya workdone. huhuhuhuh. my finger already broken...HAHA. STOP TODAYS!!! thanks for read this BONGOK BLOG!

zafirah zainal ;)

currently taken by her at 3.00am on 3 jan 2010 .

dear, I love you so much.

we had a fight last night
and i called her mad
makes me feel so sad
and im so ashamed

shes my only one
i give her all my love
even though my mom says no!
i just go on and on‚

no ones gonna take her away from me..

everyday and everynight
i just wanna hold her tight
and make sure that everything stays night
and everyday and every night
to dream of her is mu delight and know that
she'll stay with me all the way